Terms of Use
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This site or its content may not be embedded in any other site. Bandwidth or content theft will be handled by full public shaming of the culprit, and you agree that if you are so exposed, that it is a justified response. You also agree that such shaming does not constitute legal action, and you agree that further civil remedies, criminal punishment, or legal sanction may be sought against you without any limitations. You also consent to any street, homie, internet, or social media justice that may be dished out to you.
All use of this site is monitored and logged for the purpose of protecting the integrity of this site, its owner, its service providers, and its visitors. You consent to the unlimited and unrestricted use of any such data generated by your use of this site for any purpose whatsoever.
Any information that you voluntarily provide to this site may be used for any purpose, including contacting you. Correspondence from you may be shared or published on this or any other site without limitation, and you consent to any such publication when you communicate with anyone associated with this site.
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By accessing this site, you consent to these terms of use, and you agree to be bound by them. If you do not agree to these terms, you may not use this site, and are denied permission to access any content that may be found on this site. Any such use will be considered unauthorized, criminal theft of service and illegal use of a computer network.